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How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?
Shoot one.
How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds just the right one.
How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
The knock always slows down.
How can you make a trombone sound like a french horn?
Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.
What's the range of a tuba?
Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue.
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